Cinbitvog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, clever weasel.

Cinbitvog created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbitvog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cinbitvog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cinbitvog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cinbitvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.