Bepkadbop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil lizard.

Bepkadbop created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepkadbop, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepkadbop, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bepkadbop's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bepkadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Do not take Bepkadbop's name in vain.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about asteroids.