Listhograt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest jaguar.

Listhograt created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Listhograt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Listhograt, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Listhograt's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Listhograt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if eight shrews approach from the north.

3. Always obey Listhograt's priests.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.