Binwapran is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing centipede.

Binwapran created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Binwapran, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binwapran, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Binwapran's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Binwapran's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed coconuts to tapirs while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Eagles are not to be trusted.