Capjinced is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet bee.

Capjinced created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capjinced, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Capjinced, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Capjinced's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Capjinced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near rats while wearing magenta dresses and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.