Vonkyattbepfasfidflatdim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fussy snake.

Vonkyattbepfasfidflatdim created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkyattbepfasfidflatdim, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vonkyattbepfasfidflatdim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vonkyattbepfasfidflatdim's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Vonkyattbepfasfidflatdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Always help voles.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the south.