Bimbimken is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless crow.

Bimbimken created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Bimbimken, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bimbimken, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bimbimken's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bimbimken's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Hide from white pigs for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never feed lots of pineapples to swans while wearing brown skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.