Bigpogfad is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous goblin.

Bigpogfad created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bigpogfad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigpogfad, it will strike you with lightening.

Bigpogfad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bigpogfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bigpogfad in the centre of the settlement.