Sabtighan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awesome crow.

Sabtighan created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabtighan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sabtighan, it will not care.

Sabtighan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sabtighan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Always help foxes in need.