Sterbabget is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet deer.

Sterbabget created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbabget, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sterbabget, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sterbabget's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sterbabget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Sterbabget loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never hurt ducks.