Guthasbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, effective goat.

Guthasbom created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guthasbom, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Guthasbom, he will torture you forever.

Guthasbom's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Guthasbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Guthasbom's name in vain.

2. Do not eat tomatoes.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not shave your chest.