Nanfarnbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic manatee.

Nanfarnbug created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanfarnbug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nanfarnbug, it will turn you into a rock.

Nanfarnbug's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nanfarnbug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the north.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nanfarnbug on top of all buildings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.