Kimdanrat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, thoughtless penguin.

Kimdanrat created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdanrat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kimdanrat, he will ignore you.

Kimdanrat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kimdanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing black shorts and balancing three silver spheres on your chest.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.