Lenmanpang is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, kind otter.

Lenmanpang created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenmanpang, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lenmanpang, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lenmanpang's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lenmanpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to capybaras while wearing skirts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Lenmanpang.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not run in public.