Cimgedhivbagwipbarnged is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witty lizard.

Cimgedhivbagwipbarnged created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimgedhivbagwipbarnged, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimgedhivbagwipbarnged, he will manifest in front of you.

Cimgedhivbagwipbarnged's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cimgedhivbagwipbarnged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Cimgedhivbagwipbarnged.

5. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing orange trousers.