Dibbitzen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless warg.

Dibbitzen created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbitzen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dibbitzen, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dibbitzen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dibbitzen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibbitzen.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dibbitzen on top of all buildings.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.