Gomtafgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, omnipotent tortoise.

Gomtafgid created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomtafgid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomtafgid, he will turn you into a rock.

Gomtafgid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gomtafgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.