Hadbetfit is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent swan.

Hadbetfit created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadbetfit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadbetfit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hadbetfit's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hadbetfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Hadbetfit loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.