Ingfotgub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fussy zebra.

Ingfotgub created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingfotgub, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ingfotgub, he will remove you from existence.

Ingfotgub's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ingfotgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingfotgub.

5. Do not chop down trees.