Tinlegmip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish jaguar.

Tinlegmip created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinlegmip, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tinlegmip, it will turn you into a worm.

Tinlegmip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tinlegmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Do not keep seven dolphins in a large pit.