Gudkenhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous swan.

Gudkenhot created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Gudkenhot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gudkenhot, he will turn you into a frog.

Gudkenhot's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gudkenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Gudkenhot loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.