Mabcangar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced horse.

Mabcangar created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabcangar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabcangar, it will be mildly annoyed.

Mabcangar's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mabcangar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabcangar.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.