Botflagbutton is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic jackal.

Botflagbutton created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botflagbutton, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botflagbutton, it will turn you into a snail.

Botflagbutton's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Botflagbutton's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.