Kinkingun is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish porpoise.

Kinkingun created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinkingun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinkingun, it will torture you forever.

Kinkingun's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kinkingun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to swans while wearing purple kilts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.