Negdonpog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent whale.

Negdonpog created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Negdonpog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Negdonpog, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Negdonpog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Negdonpog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Negdonpog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not take Negdonpog's name in vain.