Ladbinget is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent capybara.

Ladbinget created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbinget, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladbinget, she will cry a lot.

Ladbinget's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ladbinget's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.