Wipbedart is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, impressive bear.

Wipbedart created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbedart, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipbedart, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wipbedart's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wipbedart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Wipbedart's priests.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.