Big is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, irritating wren.

Big created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Big, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Big, he will strike you with lightening.

Big's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Big's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not sprint in public.