Bifdunnib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent centipede.

Bifdunnib created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bifdunnib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bifdunnib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bifdunnib's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bifdunnib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Always obey Bifdunnib's priests.