Poggutyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, uncaring butterfly.

Poggutyarl created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Poggutyarl, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Poggutyarl, he will curse you with boils.

Poggutyarl's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Poggutyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat wheat.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Poggutyarl eight times a day.

4. Never feed lots of strawberries to capybaras while wearing black dresses.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.