Ruttontquam Nullcadzimraksomlaksagnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic raccoon.

Ruttontquam Nullcadzimraksomlaksagnurt created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttontquam Nullcadzimraksomlaksagnurt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ruttontquam Nullcadzimraksomlaksagnurt, he will turn you into a goat.

Ruttontquam Nullcadzimraksomlaksagnurt's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ruttontquam Nullcadzimraksomlaksagnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not stand on grass.