Vogloop is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud slug.

Vogloop created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogloop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vogloop, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vogloop's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vogloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Vogloop on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.