Mitvolomt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful hummingbird.

Mitvolomt created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitvolomt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mitvolomt, she will turn you into a sheep.

Mitvolomt's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mitvolomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never paint your arms turquoise.

4. Put Mitvolomt first in all things.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing mauve shoes and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.