Hanjaddid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, happy snake.

Hanjaddid created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanjaddid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hanjaddid, it will turn you into a tree.

Hanjaddid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Hanjaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear black.