Kan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awe-inspiring zebra.

Kan created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kan's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention horses.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help cats.

4. Hide if four mice approach from the west.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.