Weegidlad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless mole.

Weegidlad created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weegidlad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weegidlad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Weegidlad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Weegidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear violet dresses.

5. Always take life seriously.