Vanarfveen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful slug.

Vanarfveen created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanarfveen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vanarfveen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Vanarfveen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vanarfveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Vanarfveen.

4. Retreat if five ants approach from the north.

5. Never write about galaxies.