Nat is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless cat.

Nat created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nat, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Run away if nine birds approach from the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.