Gamnullhog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating troll.

Gamnullhog created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamnullhog, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gamnullhog, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gamnullhog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gamnullhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Do not run in public.