Fligsighud is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish dog.

Fligsighud created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Fligsighud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligsighud, she will curse you with boils.

Fligsighud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Fligsighud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about spacetime near bats while wearing orange jumpers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

4. You must pray to Fligsighud nine times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Fligsighud.