Lenpibhat Femnegdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident cow.

Lenpibhat Femnegdoss created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenpibhat Femnegdoss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenpibhat Femnegdoss, he will turn you into a worm.

Lenpibhat Femnegdoss' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lenpibhat Femnegdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always wear red.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.