Dadcabrut Quamgovbid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthinking centipede.

Dadcabrut Quamgovbid created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadcabrut Quamgovbid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dadcabrut Quamgovbid, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dadcabrut Quamgovbid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dadcabrut Quamgovbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dadcabrut Quamgovbid on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing fawn kilts.

4. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing indigo corsets.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dadcabrut Quamgovbid in the centre of the settlement.