Tiplamvil is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless jellyfish.

Tiplamvil created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplamvil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tiplamvil, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tiplamvil's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tiplamvil's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away if nine gulls approach from the south.

5. Always wear yellow.