Flapbitdub Megsinlarn Zedhat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful hedgehog.

Flapbitdub Megsinlarn Zedhat created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapbitdub Megsinlarn Zedhat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flapbitdub Megsinlarn Zedhat, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flapbitdub Megsinlarn Zedhat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flapbitdub Megsinlarn Zedhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Flapbitdub Megsinlarn Zedhat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near manatees while wearing white tights and balancing four zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Hide from gray swans for they are unholy.