Zakvidvig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unjust dragonfly.

Zakvidvig created snails seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakvidvig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zakvidvig, it will destroy your home planet.

Zakvidvig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Zakvidvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing gray shorts and balancing six nickel spheres on your chest.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bark.