Ragnarpod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able rhinoceros.

Ragnarpod created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragnarpod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ragnarpod, he will come to you in dreams.

Ragnarpod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ragnarpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hurt capybaras.