Quagvabtabvog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing shark.

Quagvabtabvog created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagvabtabvog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quagvabtabvog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Quagvabtabvog's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quagvabtabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagvabtabvog.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never paint your legs gray.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. You must love Quagvabtabvog.