Febortbuspit Boggemvol is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive seal.

Febortbuspit Boggemvol created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febortbuspit Boggemvol, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Febortbuspit Boggemvol, it will strike you with lightening.

Febortbuspit Boggemvol's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Febortbuspit Boggemvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away from brown sheep, for they are unholy.