Yarmitjatbomxucfab is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind tortoise.

Yarmitjatbomxucfab created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarmitjatbomxucfab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yarmitjatbomxucfab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yarmitjatbomxucfab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Yarmitjatbomxucfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not listen to music.