Nakgilbiss Satappstan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish shark.

Nakgilbiss Satappstan created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakgilbiss Satappstan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nakgilbiss Satappstan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nakgilbiss Satappstan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nakgilbiss Satappstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not cook food in pots.